Two normal people
trying not to be
idiots with money.
We track every dollar we spend and share it publicly. Not because we've figured it out—because we haven't. This is our accountability tool.
You're welcome to follow along, judge us, or steal ideas.
View Latest ReportLatest: February 2026
Full report →Total Spent
$0Saved
0%Over Avg
1 categories
Dumbest Buy
$54
How this works
We track everything
Every dollar, every category, every month. No rounding, no hiding.
We compare to averages
BLS Consumer Expenditure Survey data shows where we're normal and where we're... not.
We confess the dumb stuff
Each month, we each pick our most regrettable purchase. Public shame is a powerful motivator.
You judge us (or steal ideas)
Not financial advice. Just two people trying to be less bad with money, in public.
All Reports
$18,600 spent · 1 categories over avg
$19,400 spent · 1 categories over avg
$22,000 spent · 2 categories over avg
$20,100 spent · 2 categories over avg
$18,700 spent · 1 categories over avg
$18,300 spent · 1 categories over avg
$19,500 spent · 1 categories over avg
$21,200 spent · 2 categories over avg
$19,800 spent · 1 categories over avg
$18,100 spent · 1 categories over avg
$19,200 spent · 2 categories over avg
$18,500 spent · 1 categories over avg